Day 69 - Thursday, March 10th, 2011

For the first time this year, both of the films viewed at Cineworld in the one evening were unspeakable vile. First up was West Is West (2 out of 10), the horrific sequel to the excellent East Is East (7.5 out of 10). Unfunny slapstick, crap acting, awful direction, lazy stereotyping - it had it all, and was made even worse by being shown in Screen 2 - there appears to be an unwritten rule that all morons are allowed in there to stick their legs in the air and bawl at the top of their voice during the film.

The joy of a Cineworld monthly unlimited ticket though is that you can up and leave a film and head straight to another one, which is exactly what I did, and the film that happened to be closest to starting was Unknown (2.5 out of 10) starring Liam Neeson, who has obviously fallen on hard times to have had to sign up for this piece of cinematic excrement which was completely unbelievable and had more holes in it than an industrial sieve.

 
Unknown how this made it to the cinema

Contentment : 9 / 25
Excitement :   1 / 10
Memorability : 0.5 / 15

Overall Score : 21% (65th out of 69)